Appropriate

I'm sure you've seen this floating around your email box, I think it has been sent to me at least five times in the last couple of weeks- but if you haven't- it's pretty funny so here you go:

Investment tips:
LIQUID ASSETS
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will
have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank

all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have made $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!

later

DEA